April 26, 2022
Pyne's Lines:
I don't know if this guy has a direct connect to Pablo, or what is going on, but this shit is getting CRAZY. Soon enough people are just going to start saying, "Hey Bro, what's the Pyne for this match?" The first Day of Champions League resulted in the cumulative difference between Pyne's Lines and The Results of -0.5.....OVER 7 MATCHES!!! That is -0.071 differential average per match. That is just fucking crazy Pyne. Give me some of those lines you got bro.
Biggest Beatdowns:
The first day of matches included two beatdowns. Congratulations to Big Poppa Ilardo and Smooth Suave Santry for taking care of business (relative to the odds). Every week we will see a performance that simply can't be ignored, for good or for bad (please send all submissions to dan@radcliffejewelers.com).
Weekly Read (Courtesy of Scott Vane)
"My Rangefinder is digging into your hip"
Pump Fake:
After decades of playing high level lacrosse, I am a BIG fan of a good pump fake. The best ones are those that result in a toe drag and a sweet upper 90 rip, followed by a sick celebration. The worst ones are when you make the defender fall down only to launch a shot sailing 20 feet over the goal resulting in a turnover; that shit sucks. This weeks Pump Fake goes to Mr. Scott "I'm so" Vane...and not in a good way. Sure, he beat the odds leading to a big win for those who put up the big bucks for Mr. Vane, but he did so in defeat. To make things a tad more bitter, they guy who beat him was wearing 18 monogrammed pieces of clothing (including three popped collars) sporting the letters "BJ". Given Mr. Vane has been happily married for years, perhaps it was the constant thoughts born from these monograms that unknowingly willed him to finish weak? We may never know.